So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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