Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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