I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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