i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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