You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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