My cat gives me a boner
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i believe in u and ur pee
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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