love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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