I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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