hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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