And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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