: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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