i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
MIDGETS
????
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
