I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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