when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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