She announced her abortion via fbk
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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