Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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