So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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