I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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