I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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