So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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