Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
