I've blown a few things in my day
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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