Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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