so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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