Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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