bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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