Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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