I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Please don't give away my fajitas
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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