she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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