I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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