so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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