And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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