Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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