chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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