she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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