She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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