Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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