he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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