How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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