I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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