I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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