Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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