Can Purell be used as lube?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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