Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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