i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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