how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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