i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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