Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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