so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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