I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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