I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Dick very happy bro
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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