The maid of honor just puked.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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