I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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