Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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